You really don't know who we are?
We are an independent brand! Which doesn't mean anything, but we think it sounds really cool to say. We make beautiful, very funny, sometimes naughty things, but we do it only because we are a team of ill-mannered people who are fed up with being politically correct.
We are also professional, but if we sold that, our t-shirts would be super expensive, so... buy our shirts!
Then if you don't like them, don't buy them anymore! But that's impossible!
Are you still stuck here? Get a move on!